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Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022


Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 10, 2018


Momma Bear

A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends

When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!

by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021


polar bear living room

An area that is soooo cold, that it is probably the temperature that arctic bears would like to keep their home.

"Let's crank up the heat, it's like a polar bear living room in here!!"

by halli3sandbag January 27, 2012


Trundel Bear

A dumpy little gipsy kitten.
Also Calico and chubby with goopy eyes and does not understand the concept of sauce.

See also Kitten McNugget

That god damn trundel bear ate my cookies and stole my coins.

by Dr. Talos October 5, 2008


gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally

Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe

by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020


Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.

Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.

by JoNathan 89 February 17, 2021