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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017


Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)

aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum

by Shandra Mason October 21, 2007


Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

bUM bUM bE dUM bUM bUM bU dUM dUM

Rihanna: Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

by February 3, 2023


Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 17, 2018


Double Bum

The action that occurs when one bum touches another, creating a double bum.

See those guys over there, they're doing the double bum.

by Beefanny February 14, 2018


Bum-nudge

1. A word you commenly use when you are a wanna be ghetto 10-year-old.

2. Also used when you get all-net in basketball

1. Josh: Aww Jane stop being such a Bumnudge's friend.

2. Tyler: Ohh Bum-nudge, that was all in there!

by Queeners13 January 15, 2011


door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.

Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!

by ZER21 October 5, 2023