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sucking the king's nipples

To submit or give up.

Sucking a king's nipples was a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland

What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

by anonymousredditor June 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Old King Cole

noun, A tall 6"3" ish man of dark mediterranian reatures with a tendancy to dote excessively on younger female siblings. goes by the unforgettable name or the manical master nib

There is an odd man over there licking a young girl's shoes for her. she appears to have trod in horse shit. she looks like his sister. he must be an Old King Cole

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


watching the lion king

A metaphor for smoking weed. Weird, I know.

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."

by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 12, 2007

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


stay strong king

Perfect response when your INCEL mates come complain to you about women after getting rejected by a girl.

β€œBro why this world gotta be so cruel. All i did was say send nudes and she told me to fuck off.”
β€œStay strong king”

by Sickcunt3199 November 17, 2021

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Kings of the Leon Age

Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.

I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.

by dudeman April 7, 2004

10πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


bubbley litch king

while a man is receiving oral, and is just about to ejaculate the man holds her head down and violently drops his load making the woman gag and forcing the mans load out of her noise making an unimaginable mess, featuring bubbles of snotty cum, reaching noises and a possibility of a chunky mess surrounding the males shaft.

guy: UHHHH IM CUMING!!! SWALLOW ME WHOLE!!

girl: URghblurghhhhhh *coughing and gagging sounds*

guy: Hahahaha...... you just got bubbley litch king bitch!!!!

by EmEss August 19, 2011

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

17πŸ‘ 550πŸ‘Ž