Random
Source Code
Random
Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9
Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate
1👍 5👎
A young adult with adequate education (usually a Bachelor's or advanced degree) but little experience who has been unable to find a suitable entry level position due to the recession and resulting horrible economy, and out of desperation has become willing to do anything that will earn them a paycheck. Also known as an underemployment hopeful.
Similar to and a derived from this classical definition of latter term (slut): An attractive young woman who is not able to date whom she had originally desired and consequently embarks on a series of romantic encounters with various men with little discretion and virtually no commitment.
I thought that getting a Master's would guarantee me a good job, but after so much rejection I accepted job slut status and started working the drive thru.
1👍 4👎
When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.
Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.
24👍 13👎
Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.
Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!
15👍 8👎
a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
44👍 28👎
To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water
"Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub"
22👍 12👎
A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.
Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.
20👍 10👎