Milk

My nickname.

What.

WHAT ELSE COULD It BE?
Your mom

sorry that wasnt funny

Hey milk wanna go on a date.

SOMEONE PLZ SAY THIS IM LONELY

Milk

There was a man that was was curious so sucked on some cow titties and got milk

Damn this milk fire

Milk

it’s what my older brother is still searching for til this day..

Max: where’s your older brother
vickie: oh his still getting the milk
max: oh my dad is too
vickie: bros having a party for the milk

max: fr

Milk

what your dad went to go find

Person 1: Hey where is your dad?
Person 2: I bet their dad went to go find the milk

milk

very epic person that's so cool everyone likes milk because they are the best milk (#1 coolest cool milk)

"milk is so cool"
"ikr"

Milk

Something I never got 🤷 ♀️

Person from my class: "Hey do you like milk"
Me: "dude I've never had milk"

Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something