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The sexual act in which intercourse takes place in the anus and rectum. Also refered to as anal sex, and butt fuggin.
Jim didn't want to get her pregnant, so he began pounding the poop chute instead.
The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"
Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
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A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.
Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.
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Hide and go poop, or poop and seek is a game played in an office environment or anywhere like it (at a school or any public area with public restrooms). when you sit down or are about to drop a duece you must send a text to another player to signal the start of the game. the player that recieved the text now has to run from bathroom to bathroom looking under the stalls to find you. if they find you, they get a wet papertowel and hit u with it. if they successfully hit you with the wet paper towel that counts as a steal and they get five points. if you can complete the poop, wipe, flush it down, and have your pants up before they find you then it is five or seven points depending on if you sent the text before or as you sat down (five for as you sit or seven for before you sit).
Do you want to play hide and go poop?
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The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.
Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!
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Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...
Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
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"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"
"Its the poop of the day."
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