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National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th
Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”
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April 20th is the day you send nudes to someone just because.
Lemme see your coochie. It’s national send nudes day!
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on april 13 you send nudes to anyone who asks
Hey its national send nudes day you should send some
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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National boy bestfriend day is to celebrate your boy bestfriend. Cause he has been there for you and loves you.
Boy bestfriend: Why are you being nice to me
You: Because it's national boy bestfriend day silly
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On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
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National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd
Happy national squash beef day
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