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On April 12 we celebrate the people who have not gotten the Dj disease
The meaning of national Dj disease day is anus.
National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!
I’m marrying William in minecraft today!
why?
because it’s national minecraft wedding day!
On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!
On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.
"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"
June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers
Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work
The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day
Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!