rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10

Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

rule 34b

If it exists, there is a sex toy for it.

“Check out my new Stranger Dongs, it’s my demogorgon dildo it’s a rule 34b”

Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!

Rule 31.5

The opposite of rule 63. Used for art that depicts a character with their cannon gender. Created to help people find art of the character's original gender.

Person 1: Bro, I can only find genderswap art of this character!
Person 2: Try searching with the Rule 31.5 tag!

Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.

Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."