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Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)

aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum

by Shandra Mason October 21, 2007


Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

bUM bUM bE dUM bUM bUM bU dUM dUM

Rihanna: Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

by February 3, 2023


Bum Babies

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.

'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'

by Nitty420 July 27, 2020


Bum Babies

Poo, Turds, Shit

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.

by NavePun January 29, 2022


mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy April 27, 2016


Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 17, 2018


Double Bum

The action that occurs when one bum touches another, creating a double bum.

See those guys over there, they're doing the double bum.

by Beefanny February 14, 2018