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Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
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So, when sentences get excepted onto a word dictionary site, people begin to take up space on the side bar that can be seen while looking at a word on Urban Dictionary. For that, I have created the largest word on this site. The word means that a word on this site is getting a little out of hand.
Did you see the new word on Urban Dictionary?
It was more of a possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.
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Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!
Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
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The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3
Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.
Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?
Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day
One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.
What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.
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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:
Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)
To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.
To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??
To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.
And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
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May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.
THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!
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