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This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.
Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"
Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"
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a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable
hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands
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what monkeys in the zoo use for ammunition, often humans will toss one into the fan
He pissed me off so bad I'm gonna hit him with a Boise Hand Grenade!
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the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
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A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.
Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.
Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?
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You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.
I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.
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A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it looks like they are wearing their little sisters pants.
Hand me ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"
opposite of hand me downs
The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand me ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking and wearing her pants without asking.
pants tight non-heterosexual ridiculous emo sister rainbow
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