turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

spate sparkling walking stick

It is another way to say boner

"is that a spate sparkling walking stick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?"

Higher Than a Pogo Stick

When your high on weed, prescription drugs or even Burt's Bee's and your so high your higher than a pogo stick metaphorically

Dude i'm higher than a pogo stick

two sticks two bones

To rob a place with 2 sticks (2 guns) with two of your friends and kill em in cold blood this 2 bones

Yo imma go get two sticks two bones

shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

Pipe down glue stick

To tell a man with a small penis to calm down.

You’re acting crazy pipe down glue stick

stick dick stuck in a wall

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games

captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-