Today is minecraft villager day, every time your teachers have their back facing you, you make a villager sound!
Emma: why did you make that sound?
Kate: it's October 17th! Minecraft villager day!
Emma: oh I forgot about that!
October 17th is national kissing day, get your boo and pucker up😚
Get your boo and kiss them baby October 17th
Call anyone with J in their name the (N) wood
James: hello Billy
Billy: hello n*****
James: why the hell did he call me a n*****
Billy: October 17th call anybody with a J in their names a n*****
If it’s your birthday today, you are 100% GAY. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
Eli Moreland: Yooo, it’s my birthday on October 17th.
No one because you have no friends: YOOOO, YOU GAY AS HELL!!!
October 17th is national hug your crush day, so just go ahead and hug them!
Omg, I Get to hug my crush on October 17th, which is today! I can’t wait!
National Send Nudes day!
Go send some nudes to that very lucky man!
Hey man it’s October 17th National send nudes day!