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When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off
I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.
Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"
Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...
You don’t need anybody to be Happy.
“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10
Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.
Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.
Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.
Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.
Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.
overrated shit that parents and techers expect u 2 obey
person 1: wanna play video games?
person 2: sry i cant, my parents made it a rule
person 1: what the fuck, rules r shit
rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)
''rules are made to be followed''
*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''