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Super Birthday Cake

When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream

Dude we made a super birthday cake and got crazy high

by CavaKing December 2, 2018


cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022


stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024


Getting cake up

Meaning getting your money up

In the back of my Bentley getting cake up

by 999wrldyuh999 May 25, 2021


Cake Tease

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'

a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial

she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease

by Cheech. July 21, 2022


Happy Cakes

The ultimate expression to a 3 year old to define Joy or Happiness! :D

Family huddle:

"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"

by Mary Sunshineshine August 31, 2023


creamy cake

Somebody who swings both ways

"Shut up yew fuckin creamy cake"

by malfunction March 1, 2014