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better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
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Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.
annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass
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A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.
When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.
Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!
Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY
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You get to slap ur crushes ass
Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
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An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.
abbreviated TMTNEBS
1)
"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."
2)
"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."
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