Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

pesca-chicken-tarian

A person who eats fish as well as chicken

Wait why are you eating chicken? Aren’t you a pescatarian?

No I’m a pesca-chicken-tarian

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

Tiny Chicken Disease

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'

"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."

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orange chicken

i agree. panda express is teh suxor.

doan is teh suxor so he eats at panda express.

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general tso's chicken

A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and salty sauce.

Often confused with the similar but different kung pow chicken.

I had general tso's chicken for dinner last night.

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Chicken Little Syndrome

Every time someone believes the hype behind an apocalyptic theory that will end the world, and the hysteria that ensues. It is an old cumulative tale about a chicken (or a hare in an early version) who believes the world is coming to an end. The phrase "The sky is falling" has passed into the English language as a common idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.

Suffering from Chicken Little Syndrome, Johnny believes that either the Mayans were just lazy, or the world is coming to an end in 2012.

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