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old fart

a crotchety old dude

old man: get off my law :kid shut up u old fart

by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022


good old casserole

good old casserole is when you wake up from a one night stand (often a homosexual fling and your straight) and you eat our body weight in some classic casserole to forget

Jeffery: i had a good old casserole last night man
jim: did you sleep with tom again?

by iSwEaRtOjEsUsFuCkInGsAtSn May 12, 2016


OLD SHIT

Something That Happened Yesterday.

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"

by Cadillac Sanchez August 17, 2018


teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016


old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 15, 2017


Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 May 21, 2018


old town rock and roll

A song

Old town rock and roll means:

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll

by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020