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Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023


We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023


WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.

Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.

by Big riggA! September 2, 2023


eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.

Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.

by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025


Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023


eat the gang

eat a dick

Eat the gang, Swallow the hood

by joiptail April 1, 2018


Plant-Eating Dinosaur

People on social media receive hates by did nothing wrong, falsely accused or simply being supportive. In the dinosaur world, herbivore dinosaurs eat plants while predators (the haters) attack them.

Some unlucky YouTubers are considered to be Plant-Eating Dinosaurs because they got hated when they don't deserve it.

by Octosheep April 11, 2021