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The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.
Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"
(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock
John: So I finished that book you were telling me about
Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?
*Jack Enters*
Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!
*Linda diverts attention to Jack*
Linda: Oh? What is he like?
John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack
The act of carefully halting one’s own defecation cycle for anywhere from 12 to 72 hours so that one may experience prostate stimulation upon self completion.
Kilroy: “Yo I heard Chadlius has been playing the most dangerous game recently.”
Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
The song you sing when you play 5 finger filay. Created by amazing youtuber Rusty Cage.
The knife game song is the song you sing when you play the knife game. The lyrics are: Oh I have all my fingers the knife gose chop chop chop if I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off and If I my fingers the blood will soon come out it’s all the same we play this game cause that’s what’s all about oh chop chop chop chop chop I’m picking up the speed and if I hit my fingers than my hand will start to bleed
'I was diagnosed with cancer, must be Blitz Survival Games'
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Gangreen of the balls. When a man doesn't cum for so long that his balls go from blue to violet then lastly black, and every time they ejaculate infected yellow puss comes out instead of white semen.
Did you hear that Liam wasn't able to nut for three months? His blue balls got so bad that he ended up with a Steeler's Home Game.
An activity or field of study so arcane and detached from, and with no application to, the real world that it is rendered absurd. E.g., theology, analytic/linguistic philosophy.
A waste of one's time.
Refers to the recondite game studied and played in the Herman Hesse novel, The Glass Bead Game.
Synonymous idiom: Ivory Tower
The theologians contemplating how many angels can fit on the head of a needle is mere glass bead game.
The study of astrology is a glass bead game.
Postmodernist philosophy is a glass bead game.
Don't waste my time with your Eco-feminist glass bead game.