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When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.
"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."
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One who gets sexual pleasure by sticking his penis in a beer bottle. See "Biswanger"
I knew candians were weird but sharing beer and cumming in it is nasty!
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Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.
Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!
Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?
Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job
Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?
Caleb: Yes
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A blow job where the female sucks 2 dicks at a time.
Jim: Where were you last night?
Dick: I got wasted and let a girl give me and this random dude a double blow job.
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A "Dusty Plum Job" is when you flower up your asshole nicely and proceed to fart on someones face while they are asleep, or just plain not expecting it. The result is the person have moist, poop sented flower all over their face and hair.
Man the bitch was passed out hard so i gave her the meanest dusty plum job anyone has ever seen.
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The act of a man forcefully inserting his cock into a womans mouth. Usually coming from a top position, causing the woman to severely gag and choke, often leading to crying from the female from the ferocity of the oral assault.
The Thunder Blow Job the man recieved caused his girlfriend to cry and choke
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A sexual act in which an individual lies prostrate on the ground while holding a piece of plate glass directly above his or her face, and while gripping it so as to create a flat surface in relation to the ground, another individual proceeds to defecate upon it. Some cases may also call for the feces to be smeared or squashed onto the glass using the buttocks and genitals and resulting in more artistic approach to this time-honored pennsylvanian tradition, which was first introduced by the amish in the early 18th century.
(This is notably similar to the glass bottom boat, with exception to the necessity of a coffee table and indicative only of an action concerning plate glass and shitting. Usage of the term usually denotes a higher level of mobility and/or lower social/financial stature than that of "glass boat" clientele).
Also note: In the absence of any plate glass, a welder's mask is often substituted for this application.
Fearing that his wife might become suspicious of a shit-stench on his clothing, the buisinessman opted for a pittsburgh plate job while attending the whorehouse.
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