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A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.
Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
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Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."
Guy 2: "lol"
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The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.
"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"
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The smallest Dick of them all
Johns dick is tiny
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1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people
1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter
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When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.
"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"
"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"
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