Bird in a cage

To feel trapped by one’s peripheral vision being blocked by objects such as sunglasses, glasses, baseball caps, and hats

I feel like a bird in a cage when I drive with glasses!! BIRD IN A CAGE BIRD IN A CAGE

bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes

Bro through out that bird bread!

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

Blue Birding

Blue birding is when an older male preys on younger women on Discord. Men who Blue Bird often make alt accounts just to continue to manipulate and seduce innocent young girls online.

Loco: Oprh is full of people that are blue birding...That shit is crazy.

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hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.

Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!