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When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.
The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.
A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
When your girlfriend giggles during sex.
My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .
The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.
His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.