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The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.
Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
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A nasty hoe who likes to to have cum drizzed in her mouth.
You fucking cumguzzling gutter hoe.
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When you tag team a girl with a buddy of yours, before hand draw a tic tac toe board on her back. Now someone gets their dick sucked the other have fun with the ass or vag and when you both are about to cum you play a nice friendly game of Tic Tac Hoe on her back.
Oh man, me and my buddy frank, we were banging this hottie ass hoe last night. Got her doggy-style and frank pulls out a black sharpie and draws 4 lines on her back. I ask "What's going on?" He replies, "We Tic Tac hoein' this bitch!"
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When a guy comes ALL OVER a girl.
I'm about to Super Soak that hoe tonight boy!!
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The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates
"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."
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A person whose white who hoes around with other hoes of other races or chooses to lives in filth.
That girl is a white nigger hoe!
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a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls
sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but
random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe
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