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The female version of "stuck on my nuts," this term is used to describe a situation in which a guy is so into a girl that he will not leave her alone and thinks she is basically perfect.
Mark won't stop calling me; he's really stuck on my tits.
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An upcoming event/item/thing, etc. that will be awesome beyond all levels of awesomeness. Used by Dave on Code Monkeys.
"Dude, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is coming out soon for the Wii!"
"That game is gonna be Mega Tits Huge!"
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The fabled Quad Tit-Fuck occurs when two females press their breasts together and a male has sex with the crevice that forms in the center.
Player: "Dude, I had a threesome with these big boobie bithes last night!"
Punk: "So what, dude, you've had threesomes before."
Player: "I know, but this time I pulled off the legendary Quad Tit-Fuck!!!"
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Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.
"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."
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Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.
Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!
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When you are havent shaved in about 4 months and you tity fucked a girl and gave ger tits rug burn then bust in her eye!
I was going to a party with Julia but instead i gave Stephanie a dirty tit job then took her to the hospital and she was later pronounced blind.
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Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.
This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.
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