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Ass Rows

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022


ass warlock

Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.

The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.

Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.

by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017


victoria's ass

something that's nowhere to be found

Have you found Victoria's ass yet? Nobody had been able to find it

by wackboi January 27, 2017


to rip ass

To let out a really loud fart!

Woah, Tommy ripped ass!!!

by Tom Domol February 27, 2003

32๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

127๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


swap ass

After taking a shit, you don't not manage to wipe all shit residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over shit residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap ass. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy ass butt sweat.

While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap ass, his left over shit residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

by dezstbbinn March 12, 2009

88๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salad Ass

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.

I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.

by SweetFish February 18, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž