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You see those two guys hauling the trailer on the highway?
You mean the Anal Dutchmen?
The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time
man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy
refuses to let anything enter the anus.
My exgirlfriend was anal reluctant, hence she is my ex!!!
The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.
I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night
Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor