You take a guy in a frog suit and a tub of butter and then you shit it all out and bam baby frog butter
Hey what do you want on your cow steak
Frog Butter
To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.
A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.
Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!
(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?
To get buttered.
To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.
A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.
Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!
(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?
To get buttered.
When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.
“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”
Jimmy put maple butter on his cookie. It tasted like peak.
The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.
Bro my buttered eggs are still sore