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A mass delusion. Many Australians have distinct memories of little green Shrek raviolis. Some cases also include delusions of little green Shrek tongs specifically used for eating the raviolis.
"are you thinking about the little green Shrek raviolis again?"
"Yeah, I just can't get them out of my head, they feel so real, y'know?"
Is the moon made of green cheese?
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)
Person: I want King Julien to be real
Me: is the moon made of green cheese?
Something bad bitches say when a hoe try to question where they get their money
Yeah I been a stripper but the moneys still green tho hoe!!
When two people have anal sex in public, the bottom wears a bird costume and caws like a bird and the top plays Pokémon go
I managed to evolve three of my Pokémon while doing the Bowling Green Bird Tamer
1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.
1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!
2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3
3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.
A politically correct program that was developed and currently being used in the U.S. Air Force. This program is to raise awareness of sexual assault and how intercede in a bad situation.
But in reality, this program is to encourage all Airmen to dispel any jokes and activities which raises morale. Airmen or NCOs who volunteered to be an instructor for this program usually are the very sensitive politically correct whiny bitches who needs a promotion bullet so they can get the Promote Now or Must Promote in their EPR. They never had any kind of fun because they're the Negative Nancys within their Squadron/Fligt. They call the cool people who loves to have fun and crack jokes within each other "Red Dots". However they can seem nice but they’re likely going to back stab their peers or airmen just to make rank.
Red Dot Airman: Bacon can cure Islamic Fighters from being a suicide bomber.
Green Dot NCO: That's very offensive and it hurts my feelings. You're being a Red Dot. You need to go to Air Force Green Dot training so you can learn some manners.
Red Dot Airman: I see you need to lighten up Francis but whatever it takes to get the promotion.
Green Dot NCO: I will now schedule a Mass Air Force Green Dot Training after duty hours since you’re all being
problematic.
Red Dot Airman: This is why Morale in the Air Force isn’t Pretty Darn Good. You’re Toxic Leadership.
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Knows all albums besides American Idiot or 21st CB, Love them 'cause of their music and meaning of each song, feels extremely happy when hearing one of their songs and not forgeting, liking both their old and new sound.
Fangirl:21 Guns is so awesome, and Billie is hawt!"
True Green Day Fan:"no doubt 21 Guns is awesome and Billie looks good......but how about Road To Accetance, or like, J.A.R."
Fangirl:Ermm.......
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