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The act of using your partner's hair as a towel following anal sex.
Cleaning your junk from spooge and ass juices using the hair of your ho.
Dude, I just finished banging this chick in the ass and I had cum and lube all over my dick, so i gave her the ol' Biloxi Hand Towel.
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When you combine foreplay into a hand job.
boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD
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An ironic name refering to an extremely greasy male with absolutly no athletic ability whatsoever.
Dude, Quick Hands McCann is a doucher.
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The movement of hands/physical expression for loss of words (due to weed and the amazing-ness of chex mix); utter enjoyment and pleasure. All fingers are slightly bent and both hands towards the sky while slowly bending your elbows back and forth.
Yo, that movie was last night made me do chex mix hands...SOOO GOOOOOOD
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Using your other hand to masturbate (fap, jerk off, ect...)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.
Guy: Bro, I've got serious Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I'll be depending on my Second Hand Man tonight.
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The feeling you get after prolonged screw driver use—the blistering soreness in the palm of your hands that makes you want to drown them in an ice bath.
Man, I've got some serious screw driver hands after putting up those mini blinds!
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To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.
Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.
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