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Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.
in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.
aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
A Shirt you wipe your come with
Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt