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A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon
Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"
Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
Hug & kiss day 15 november.
You have to hug & kiss someone the whole day!
When a person receives a kiss after fellatio.
Lover, would u like a fellatian kiss?
Yes, baby.
When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.
I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.
When you are with a partner with a hoodie on you pull their hood up over their head pulling the strings until only their mouth is exposed and you fuck said partners mouth until completion
Sandy got high and gave Bobby a Dementors Kiss for his birthday
OCTOBER 17) The day when you and the rat gang decide to make a move on your finest girl/rat. Ya know? Just do it. Ya know you want too.
Hey did you know it’s kiss your boo day? Go make a move on your rat.