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A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.
Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
Gay homosexual guy with lots of pubic hair, likes to suck dicks
The husband of one's great-great-granddaughter.
My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
Great-great-granddaughter's husband.
My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
Great-great-grandchild's husband.
My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.
"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."