milk White

Alexis' legs

"Have you seen how milk white alexis' legs are?"

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

Milk Eyes

A man who has eyes for boobs

Guy: that guy seems like he has some serious milk eyes
Guy2: yeah I mean look where he’s looking on Sarah!

milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.

I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao

Banana milk

When you put a bunch of cocks inside a glass of milk and let it sit for a while.

Oh Dave did you have a sip of this banana milk? It's fucking sick bro!

banana milk

itss so sus youll die ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

aw banana milk

Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....

Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)