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National give a gift to any Alice you know
Alice: it’s my birthday
Friend: omg I have to get you something
Alice: good cause you have to give any Alice a gift on may 8th
on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.
"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"
A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
a motion picture made with clay-mation figures
Wallace and Gromit is a clay-may.
She’s is a not so amazing person she is the type of person who will always enter your life at the wrong time she is the literall definition of a cunt
Friend:don’t go near her
Me: why
Friend: she’s and Ella-may
beautiful girl that runs faster than u commonly associated with an ian
haha wassup baby girl may shann
Is there a word, an online friend queried, for that experience of knowing the perfect meme to fit an occasion, but being unable to find it? There is now. In the vein of the word "riposte," in the spirit of "es·prit de l'es·ca·lier" (a repartee thought of too late, on the way home), we bring you "la meme de perfection, mais perdue": that moment when you know the meme you want...you just can't find the meme you want. This sentence is intended to be used as an exclamation, for emphasis.
"My friend posted the most ridiculous article about Trump the other day, but I can't find the meme I want to reply with! La meme de perfection, mais perdue!"