Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.
This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!
A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.
That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.
He must be a Old gayzer
Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?
A derogatory term, used to define someone who behaves like a child, seeks attention, doesn't take accountability for their actions and often tries to justify their actions when they are clearly wrong.
Ugh you see her, she's acting a lot like Old Hoji. It's pissing everyone off..
Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"
When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.
Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?