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After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes
When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.
Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?
someone who is da youngest person evah!!!
how old are you?
im four years old!!!!!!!
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.
When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.