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When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”
A type of theater production in high school where the actors aren’t allowed to go to the bathroom or enter the lobby while they aren’t performing. Stage crew has to get snacks and fill up water bottles for them so they don’t die during the show.
Anonymous theater kid: Finally I can go to the lobby after that dehydrating no piss or snack!
When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.
Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.
Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch
*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
Any potent 'falling down juice', especially those with a combined high alcohol and high caffeine content . E.g. Dragon Soop, Buckfast Tonic Wine, Mekong whiskey + Thai Red Bull in a plastic bucket.
Everything was going fine until I got onto the power-piss, then I knocked over the buffet, fell into the cake and made the bride cry.
Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”
While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.
"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"
The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.
"brb, after-piss."