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Pretentious music lovers, particularly of Jazz.
See them over there in the crocheted scarves and loafers - they're a right bunch of city sophisticates.
An absolute horn bag who lives in the city and thinks their entitled to every woman on the planet.
Yeah that jack guy moved to the city and now he’s an absolute city cat
Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
Damn, shawty hit me and dan with the twin-city tornado last night.
WHAT THE SIGMA.
cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.
Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?
Ruby: I really want to see an Owl City and Regina Spektor collab!
Buttercup: OMG same.