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An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.
1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.
Two Mouth "A vagina resembles a mouth sideways hence 2 mouth"
Another one of “Phill’s” saying, what does it mean? No one knows.
Phill: That’s a Hooha times two
The simultaneous feeling of having a déjà vu event about the same déjà vu event.
Kai felt he was having déjà two, experiencing déjà vu of having déjà vu about the present moment.
A further colloquial rhyming extraction from the word "sheila" which means girl or woman.
"We're off to the rubbity-dub to chat up some two wheelers".
A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.
Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!