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When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow
Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.
A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side
I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin
Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski
While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.
like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border
dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie