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Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski
While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.
A woman's public hair soaked in giz.
The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.
Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"
Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"
To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie
Be careful I heard that girl pulls wet lacis on the daily
A wet laci is when you cover yourself in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smash your face into a banana cream pie.
Be careful messing with that girl, I heard she does wet lacis on the daily!