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The main tool Hitler uses against women
Teacher: What was harassment evolved from?
Student: Hitler's anal
Teacher: ...
A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo
x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you
Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.
That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.
Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent
That weird mate that pokes your butthole
Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
When you have anal sex with a horse.
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice