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When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty
Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.
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When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
Buy pizza, eat pizza, cut ass shaped hole in pizza box, put ass in hole, shut lid, get bird to open lid and eat ass
Hey wanna do pizza box thing?
Yea sounds good
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Two things that contrast each other so strongly they aren't comparable.
"Edibles and Acid are a completely different box of frogs."
The “Double Chalupa Box” is an item/meal from Taco Bell, it costs $5 at most locations.
Hey, can I get one of those Double Chalupa Boxes?
The next generation of video games is here. The X-Box 360 is Microsoft's newest contribution to the world of video games. This thing looks to be even a hell of a lot better than the already amazing X-Box. Set to release sometime in 2006.
Sometime in the near future:
Bill: Hey, wanna play my old X-Box?
Tom: Fuck no, lets go play my new X-Box 360. It kicks ass!
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a derogitory term synonymous with fucker
That fuck box was pissing me off so I stabbed him in the liver.
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