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God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.
Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
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The Nissan rb20/ is considered “gods motor” no matter false claims written saying the us’ LS motor is gods motor. No motor makes the eargasmic sounds paired with pops, bangs, flames and big power like the rb20.
Yea Kyle, I have gods motor… the rb20… your sr is for losers!
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a god hyper car, is a car from game on roblox called "anomic" god hyper car are unbreakable, has infinity fuel and are like your mom strong as fuck when you get bad grade
Whats up mate do you have god hyper?
Ye bro i have want one?
Ye bro gimme 1
Alr bro but nothing is for free frist suck jamal dick
Ok bro i alr did can i get it?
Ye there your god hyper car
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1. some good good weed mutha fucka.
2. a level of stoned that has you sitting on gods clouds.
homie1: dude, im baked. ahhhh.
homie2: maaaan, im on gods green cloudss.
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EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
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an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"
Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*
Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!
Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!
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I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
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