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An african american who acts rude to everyone he meets and makes obscene statements about those around him.
Kanye West: Now Taylor Swift, I don't mean to take your spot light, but Beyonce shoulda got that award.
Taylor Swift thinkin: Damn.. what a dick nigger
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An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
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A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).
Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!
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a) one who enjoys giving head
b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
c) and if used literally, someone that actually enjoys eating dicks.
Guy being annoying
other guy "get the hell away from me you fucking dick muncher".
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v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.
Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nathaniel is just ASKING to get urban dicked, i'ma define his ass right now. daaamn homie.
(see "nateddog")
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when a man is so fat, his belly hangs down further than his dick does.
look at that man. he has dick-do disease! his gut hangs down further than his dick does!
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