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THE BEST FUCKING GAME OF ALL TIME SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU ASSHOLES OUT THERE GOD DAMN IT
FRIEND: wanna play some fortnite
Me: Yeah I wanna clap some little kids who can't play the fucking game
Friend: .....
Fortnite is a cringy ass game where virgin and 10 year olds scream and losing Brain Cells everyday for playing the game
Kid: STOP STEALING MY JUGJUG
Mom:i shouldn't adopted you in the first place
kid:SHUT UP MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE
Mom:this is the reason why me and your father are leaving you
Fortnite, the game where 9 year olds get turned on by pixels, and probably get their first boner
Fortnite Kid: Yo have you played the new fortnite season? there is so many new thicc skins!"
The worlds most shittiest game, full of horny 9 year olds who sweat their arses off and wank to Pokimane.
Boy: Hey, Jake hasn't played outside in ages.
Girl: Because the bender sits on his lazy arse scoffing a KFC Snackbox whilst on Fortnite
a gay ass game no one likes but people still cuz they are delusional mfs
Jack: "hey my gay friends! do you wanna play fortnite while we can get pussy instead?"
Jacks Friend: "no dumbass we getting bitches while u can find some e-bitches 🤡🤡🤡"