Swelteringly hot.
Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
Tommy, get up and hit the fan on, it's hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house in here!
It can be used as a way to say ether “keep it” or “sell it/lose it”. When used with a positive connotation it’s used as the “keep” form. When used with a negative connotation it’s used as the “sell/lose it” form.
Girl ain’t nobody like your attitude house it.
Omg I love your outfit, house it. It for real looks real good on you.
Area in E16 which is crazy coz a random serial killer lived here and he chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer (E16s just bad in general)
Jason: Ayo bro you ever moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
Area which is crazy coz there was a guy that chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer
Jake: Ayo bro, would you move Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House
The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.
Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.
when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap
Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.