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That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.
Search up "Harlem Shake Poop" online!
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The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.
Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.
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When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).
I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.
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The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.
Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.
I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.
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When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.
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When wiping the ass after an exceptionally productive poop, a knuckle is accidentally raked across the large, volcanic cone-shaped pile.
I must remember to give myself a courtesy flush to keep from getting these damned poop knuckles.
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A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.
Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.
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