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Pornography - a nice euphemism
I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir
When someone sends you an ass pic
Person 1: wanna see my ass
Person 2: HELL YEA BITCH
Person 1: *sends ass*
Person 2: Super duper sexy ass bitch
A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.
Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories
A limited game title for the Nintendo Switch to celebrate the 35th year of the Nintendo Entertainment System game Super Mario Bros. It features slightly remastered versions of Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, and Super Mario Galaxy. Updated textures, 16:9 resolutions and other features to make the game playable on the Nintendo Switch. Not much is known yet, but it will feature all 3 games soundtrack that are playable, much like the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate music tab.
It is not a direct sequel of Super Mario All-Stars. It is/was released and canceled from September 18th, 2020 to the end of March 2021. Scalpers probably resell the game for more than the Nintendo Switch's price.
Nintendo Fan1: What are you most excited about from the 35th anniversary of Mario?
Nintendo Fan2: Probably Super Mario 3D All-Stars, you?
Nintendo Fan1: Personally for me, its Super Mario Bros 35.
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A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
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This basically describes Mat, he is super gay, a emo wannabee, and he is a faggot!
Oh my god! I woke up this morning and i am gonna be bulimic and my girlfriend is gonna get hit by a car. Maybe i'll find a new girl friend on the internet!
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New Super Mario Bros. is a platform video game in the New Super Mario Bros. series developed by Nintendo for the Nintendo DS. It was first released in May 2006 in North America and Japan and in PAL regions the following month.
cool, I just beated new super Mario bros!
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